How To Have An Affair

Tips On How To Have A Successful Affair

Recent times have seen the number of married people having affairs hit the roof because people are not getting used to the idea of monogamy. Also, some people prefer to have fun all the time regardless of the cost involved in doing so. Some want to escape the problems in their marriage by seeking refuge in the arms of another. Of course the internet has made extramarital affairs so much easier and one of the most popular web sites that we know is It has thousands of members all over the world, including UK and USA and many other countries. Of course there are others as well. Marital affairs are a growth industry.

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For whatever the reason, there is one common denominator, nobody wants to get caught. For this reason, those having an affair should know how best to do it, not because they don’t want to get caught, bust only because the forbidden fruit tastes sweetest. A few tips should come in handy when maintaining an affair, especially one that is enjoyable to both parties.

1. Have an Affair With a Married Man/Woman

Having an affair with a married person eliminates the emotional pressures of missing him/her of the willingness to have random meets for fast lovemaking sessions. This is because the other partner usually has a husband or wife and probably kids. This ensures that urges are controlled because the time to meet discreetly is limited. This is partly what makes the affair so exciting because the time spent with the other cheating partner is limited and prone to a lot of excitement.

2. Things Not to do When Having an Affair

There are several tricks that should ensure that the affair remains steamy, and nobody gets caught. First, do not pay for any expenses related to the affair with a credit card. The credit card reports will tell the tale. Next, do not take a shower as soon as you get home. This is a huge red flag of the sins committed before arrival home. Third, do not call the affair accomplice on your personal cell phone especially if the spouse can access phone records. Always use a payphone or a prepaid cell phone.

3. Never Tell Anyone About The Affair

Nobody besides you and your affair partner should know about it. This is because telling friends is a risk even though it’s the best friend. People talk and words get out even accidentally. Some people throw tantrums and can spill the beans over a simple argument. Others can use this information to blackmail you. If there is any contact to be made with the affair partner, then public or communal computers should be used, and cookies and browsing histories deleted after communication.

4. Never Smell Sex

Lovemaking sessions should not be in your home or the car. These are places where evidence is most likely to be left, and the spouse is likely to find them there. The affair should happen in a motel or a hotel and baths should be had after sex. Otherwise, you smell sex and spouses are very likely to pick up on strange scents. Next,separate change of clothes should be brought to the meeting point and those worn before the affair should be washed. The overall rule is that if you do not want to get caught, then do not be too obvious. Do not be seen with your affair partner in public and meetings should be away from public scrutiny, most preferably where nobody knows either of you.

Finally, there is even wikihow on how to keep your affair secret!